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THE MACHINE utilizes PayPal to receive payments. If you already have an account, great. If not, you can still pay with a credit/debit card at checkout. If you don’t use PayPal, send us a message and we’ll respond with an address you can send payment to. In that case we accept money orders, cash, gold bullion, etc. Sorry, no checks – we’d have to wait for it to clear before sending you our sweet, sweet merch, and ain’t nobody got time for that!

Orders are shipped as fast as we can – usually a couple days after we receive payment and sent via USPS Priority Mail. If you need it quicker or would like it shipped another way, send us a message and we’ll work something out. We don’t have International Shipping set up yet, but if you live outside of the USA, send us a message telling us where you live and what you want to buy and we’ll send you a quote to ship our goods to you.

If you have any other questions, please do not hesitate to ask.